More wise spending of your donations
Thank you for your considerable donations to Sam’s cause, as we have stated before we are not going to spend the money on fighting the debt, but instead on exciting things for us and our cause. This is because we are an innovative and EXCITING organisation!
We have instead invested in an EXCITING and INNOVATIVE blimp we intend to take on a ROADSHOW around the country. Why a ROADSHOW? Because it’s on the ROADS dummy!
Just kidding, you’re not a dummy.
But we want to hear from you if your road NEEDS THE BLIMP, this will be able to draw attention to your ROADWORTHEY CAUSE (haha) and get attention from LOCAL PAPERS AND BLOGS (If your town has the internet). SO DOES YOUR ROAD NEED THE BLIMP?
If it does write an email to thwartbadtarmac@googlemail.com with your road A PHOTO OF THE DEVASTATION and where we SEND THE BLIMP TO (your address).
PLEASE NOTE IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A HOME WE MAY NOT BE ABLE TO DELIVER YOU THE BLIMP, IF YOU HAVE A QUEREY CONTACT US AT THE ABOVE EMAIL ADDRESS. ALSO IF YOUR LETTER BOX ISNT VERY BIG WE MAY NOT BE ABLE TO FIT THE BLIMP THROUGH.
WHEN YOU RECEIVE THE BLIMP MAKE SURE TO TIE IT SECURELY TO SOMETHING BY THE ROAD! - THANKS!
- Brian
About Us
The World's Only Pro-Resurfacing Campaign Trio NEED YOUR HELP Send your TARMAC DISASTERS to thwartbadtarmac@googlemail.comThe World Against Rubbish Tarmac is a non-profit organisation presenting the world with the facts about poor tarmac across the globe.
ThWART provides assistance around the world, most actively in the united kingdom bringing our country's terrible roads up to scratch. The most recent planning application was accepted, the Council voting unanimously to accept it.
